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qwertyastrid:

Tuck The Darkness In
Bowerbirds

Look what I found.

An incredible story, not only because little Rita knew to call 911 and didn’t freeze up in a tense ball of fear and tears like some of us would, but also because she remembered to use the Pizza Plan we all had to rehearse time and time again in grade school Heath class. 1. Pick up a piece of pizza. 2. Slap the person in the face with the piece of pizza. 3. Wait for results and go from there.

(via Little Pizza Hero Provides Excellent Pizza Resuscitation Technique | Videogum)

Chinese New Year @ Ippudo. Cara: “They call him the Ramen King in Japan.” Me: “Okay.” (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Hannibal Burress in the smallest room I’ll ever see him in. (Taken with instagram)

My buddy Brian Culp was in town last night. Former quarterback, present day AD and all-around solid guy. Does he look like the Big Boy mascot? Yes, yes he does. Very much so. Then another very drunk friend-of-a-friend showed up, asked “So which one of you ad guys is most like Don Draper?” and spilled porter on us.

In Neeeeeeewww Yooooooooorrrr-

Taken with instagram

(via Japanese Department Store May Want to Look Up the Word ‘Fucking’)

This makes me laugh. A lot. I might be more hung over than I thought… 

The bachelor pad-ification of my place is nearly complete. (Taken with instagram)

chorizobloodlust:

Justin Townes Earle - Nothing’s Gonna Change The Way You Feel About Me Now

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